i never thought i would be this homestuck.
Your name is THROSH KASSEL.
You've been a blot on Alternia's soil for 10 SOLAR SWEEPS, and BY SOME MIRACLE, have managed to cut all ties with the DARK CARNIVAL. As a direct CONSEQUENCE, your life is EXTREMELY CHAOTIC.
But everything is OKAY, because you are HEAD-OVER-HEELS IN LOVE and PUNK ISN'T DEAD.
MY name is MAIYO, and this is my FANTROLL ROLE-PLAYING BLOG. Expect a lot of stupidity and vulgarity. I don't have the attention span to role-play with everyone who asks, sorry!
Will sometimes be NSFW, and tagged accordingly.
The image above was drawn for me by my very talented and awesome friend CORTEZ!